The Person Above You

^ needs to stop implementing new things. We have a room of toasters, that are nothing but ash at this point, for gods sake.

 

^ doesn't know that Ash is not a monkey.

 

^ is monkeying around?

 

^ knows about the monkey that got rugged~

 

^Killed some of the monkeys she was supposed to be training.

 

^ needs to stop delivering monkeys to me. Otherwise, the cycle shall continue.

 

^ isn't willing to pay for overnight delivery. Monkeys are expensive.

 

^ forgot I had relatively cheap cloning technology. They're all technically the same monkey, just cause the cheap clones aren't consistent they might like seem like the same monkey.

 

^ makes a valid point~

 

^ Forgets they'd be more useful if she slept. You can't train them in your sleep if you don't sleep.

 

^ this from the person who will not stop sending untrained monkeys.

 

^ doesn't get that I'm not shifting the blame. I sent five untrained monkeys to her and they all came back trained to bake cookies and make candy. That's why I keep sending monkeys. She needs to sleep more.

 

^ could please explain how monkeys and sleeping are related?

 

^ is informed that it's hard to sleep around a family of howler monkeys.

 

^ knows the pain of monkeys screaming all night.

 

^ knows that I did the training under duress.