The Person Above You

^cannot possibly be right with that statement

 

^ has possibly at one point posted before on this forum.

 

^makes me highly doubt his sanity, with all these highly unlikely statements

 

^ was accused of candy theft of the first degree on December 11 1999. Later charges were dropped as no evidence could be produced.

 

^ has finally said something logical. And don't worry, I returned the candy, in full with interest, a couple weeks later.

 

^Doesn't make any cents.

 

^ on September 23 2011 narrow went on a 3 man deep sea diving expedition. There he discovered a lost Mayan temple. Upon farther inspection by a science team dispatched to the area, it was discovered that it was just a late boulder.

 

^Is still being ignored until they fix it. And, no, I will not stop being childish. This is a very important matter.

 

^ wood like my to fox something.

 

^will step on a Lego.

 

^ will Lego my eggo.

 

^Doesn't know I already ate it.

 

^Is a waffle thief.

 

^ will make him throw it up. *holds out tube full of bubbling green liquid*

 

^wishes me poisons narrow.

 

^Might poison me?! ....Okay.

 

^ is safe for now, but only if he <3 me.

 

^Clearly like-likes me. (Yes. The childish terms are needed.)

 

^ will take me to the prom.

 

^Is starting to scare me.