Don't let him anywhere near my supply of Bonk! Atomic Punch. The present contains two Pyrovision Goggles.
I assume that there's a band in a box. The present contains something that can not be burnt, incinerated, roasted, charred, or any other way of damage caused by fire or heat.
I still KILL IT WITH FIRE The box contains a song of your choosing that will be provided in the next present
I don't entirely understand, but enjoy the music. The present contains a Towering Pillar of Hats and this song. [video=youtube;5eDGD7kwsxM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDGD7kwsxM[/video]
I take the nothingness and give it to the Goblin King from Labyrinth. The present contains a sandvich.
I run onto a already captured point and have a Heavy Tea Party, which no-one disrupts. The present contains a Pyro.
I slay the medic, who was actually a spy. The present contains a friendly me, armed with an incendiary shotgun.
I can not read the apology, as I appear to have burst into flames. The present contains a bucket of water.
I jump in it and start lighting things on fire with it. (We are so pyromaniacal) The box contains whatever is under Pyro's mask.