there must be 24 dreams in it the present contains 20 internetz but you can only get them if you get my above reference
Presentception You get this video: [video=youtube;mdaCXH5gT_w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdaCXH5gT_w&feature=relmfu[/video]
I meet Him. He's actually a pretty chill dude and we watch Seinfeld together and stuff like that. The present contains the past!
Oh nostalgia, now I must go by every game I ever played so that when I get home I can go, "God this sucks." The package is bottomless and empty
Bottomless? I use it as THE ULTIMATE portapotty because reasons.I keep it closed for fear of being sucked into the vacuum. The present contained a red rupee! That's 20 rupees! What a pleasant surprise!
I eat it and savor its funny flavor. The present was actually a clever diversion while I got the gift! The gift contained a crummy skateboard!
I break it over your head The box contains a coupon good for one free medical treatment at the hospital of choice
I get a cranial implant and a skateboard wheel removed. :derpe: The present is full of win and winage.