I kindly return the cart to the homeless person then KILL THEM WITH FIRE! It contains a burnt corpse iin a burnt shopping cart
*giggles* how primitive. *incinirates the present* thats efficiancy the box contains 2 cookies and a glass of chocolate milk
examins to determin what kind of leg, they reatches it to the table it came from The present contains... a map to a real present
Wish me luck I shall find this mesterious present by the start of season three I shall leave you a present Present contains que legend of Zelda music a pinkie pie launcher!!!!!
I launch Pinkie Pie into the fourth wall and open a gateway to Equestria! The present contains Sweetie Bot!