I shall ask the sun if it can rise for me. The box contains Gman. Prepare for unforseen consequences.
Is started to see sparky come out of a box and wonders if it's a trap.. the present contains I shiny new unicorn spell book.
I take the best notes ever and then cry in the corner. I'm not a unicorn! I'm not even a pony! THe Present contains PURE CHOCOLATE. It is literally 100% pure. Gods weep at the mere sight of it.