I pull myself out of the box and begin plotting alter my plans for world domination. The present contains the fuzziest socks in the whole of existence. Gods weep before their fluffy might and universes collapse in despair of their glory.
I use it to spread rainbowsfire and happinessdeath! The present contains a chinchilla named Clarence.
I can see that im still using the winter theme straps a bomb to him and gives him to an orphanage The present contains a law suit
Debate whether I should make the best omelet ever or send it to Xaniith. The present is a copy of the Necronomicon.
I love it and cherish it forever...unless it is an Edward Cullen abomination, then I burn it and laugh. The present contains Wheatley!
Twilight sparkle is the only twilight here tats the golden rule. changes his name to Nigel because Wheatley sucks The present contains ...an evil puppy
I put that box in another box and mail it to myself and THEN I smash it with a hammer! MWAHAHAH! It's BRILLIANT! The present contains Tim Curry!
*eats it* mmm It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is painful The present contained ...a white fluffy cloud