Wub wub! Lay down some phat beats, girlfriend! Let's get this partay started! Present contains an NES with a copy of Trolls on Treasure Island.
that doesn't sound fun /me gives it to a homeless person to enjoy THe present contains... a gallon of dog food
I return him to the grave, after making him do the thriller dance. It contains Sunshine and Celery Stalks
*clones it to make more* Ham sandwiches for all! This present contains a message that will self distruct in T minus, 10, 9....
dramatically dives through a window /me is best secret agent The present contains... envelopes that come pre-sealed
I'm gonna love him, hug him, pet him and squeeze him and call him George The present contains... 1 large pizza, breadsticks and a pepsi
Give the pizza to friends but eats the breadsticks and drinks the pepsi. The present contains a box full of pet toys o-o well I hope you have a pet or know someone who does..
-squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- -squeak- The present contains... 1 hug