*turn's it into a sword* You were saying, rival? *give's rival identical sword from wood i myself had* Mph. Duel meh~ :Trollestia:
*dump's it on your head* I SAID i'm not eating anything sugary this halloween man :U And that was my present to you.
I toss it at you as your next present. You know nothing. :U BRB. I'M GONNA GET. SOME STRAWBERRIES. no that is not fancy talk for 'suddenly, i love love LOVE sweets!' *hurry's off* My pokemon tell me; L E A V E Hurry
*huggle's it* Aww<3 Its just. Sweets don't agree with my autism/adhd....soo I must avoid all contact O_O; even virtually cuz bashing sweets playfully online iz teh funzers >D I'll be nice and give you a strawberry. :3
Yay...I mean...NOOOOO!!! *get's hugged and sobs* Me mask gonna fall off...yep....*fall's off and reveils I am but a cuddly pink video game blob* And now I give you a kirby game. Meh.
*pour's down the toilet* Toilet:"THAT WAS SOO TASTY" (lol sorry expect rude comments if ya give me sweets....) *give's cider*
I start a reality TV show about me and my freaky life with a talking top hat. The present contains a fish.
I mourn for the dead fish that died due to being taken out of its tank and put into a dry box. The present contains a pet tiger.
Suffers multiple lacerations on the chest, face and arms, but it was totally worth it. Present contains a lamp. But not just any lamp... A PINK ONE.
/me rubs it instantly GENIE! aww *keeps it anyway because pink lamp is best lamp The present contains... lava balls! (As opposed to snowballs )