I get a Rex! *drops* ..An accident, I swear! The present contains... the meaning of life in the form of numbers!
uses it to confuse and annoy with it's loud annoying sound The present contains... a virgin sacrifice
I saw nothing.. Nope, not a thing.. *Shudders in corner of a box* The present contains... a shiny button!
*Frantically searches for a mute button* I'll use this later, not now! The present contains... half a sandwich!