*Puts muffin in the cannon and waits for Derpy...* > "The present contains...an adorable half-changeling known as Cyanside!!!"
*Seals it in a box and stores it in the basement* There we go, never know when you're going to need that! The present contains... a dozen cookies!
will become fat if questy keeps feeding me the present contains... the first question, the oldest question, hidden in plain site. The question the must never be answerd
*destroys the illusion* It's a fact, Rex can't have tears as he is banned from crying The present contains... a balloon!
/me snuggles ballon and contains electricity powers The present contains... a giant cake that I jump out of
*Is covered in cake* ...Well Rex, since you're here, why not help clean this up? The present contains... manual labor!
/me can run really fast but it's a yummy mess so will be happy to clean it up The presen't contains... salt... just a big box full of salt
*Dumps out the salt* Could always use a spare box! The present contains.. an alarm clock that won't turn off!
*Puts in a box* Another useful item I'll make use of later The present contains... an umbrella with holes in it!