I give them back, for I am not hungry (unless they're the magical endless chicken wings) The present contains something... I'm not even sure what myself...
I try to figure out how an atomic bomb can function under critical mass. The Present contains an autographed photo of The Great and Powerful Trixie.
*Puts it in a box* Always put your valuables in boxes hidden away from sight! The present contains... a chair with only 3 legs!
/me throws them out /me hates pants /me keps a pair to wear on his head The present contains hot lava balls (as opposed to snow balls)
*Hands to my sister* Cotton candy is her favorite thing ever! The present contains... A tree made out of chocolate with leaves made out of those mint chocolates!