*Places in the washing machine* A footprint is useful, a bloody one is creepy The present contains... a giant pair of sunglasses!
/me puts them on and poses for questy what do ya think? The present contains... cupcakes made of muffin
What is the point of this? *Devours the muffins in disguise* Still delicious! The present contains... A cardboard box!
*Jumps in shock and runs as far away as possible* Gifts are scary.. The present contains... A jar of liquified dreams
*Throws at Rex* Sorry, but those are bad dreams, you needed to be awoken The present contains... a random coat rack!
*Watches the hot dogs squirm away* So maybe that's how they survive in the wild! The present contains... A broken stick!
I use my stick repair kit and have a regular stick again which you too can get for 3 easy payment of 19.95 but call now and we'll throw in a second one that's a 80 dollar value and if you yours free! just pay seperate shipping The present contains... a big glob of vaseline
*Throws vaseline at Rex* Take it back, you may need it The present contains... an explosion of rainbows
woo I never have to walk again I just need his wicked voice thingy too The present contains... a phoenix down
*Lights on fire* ...I have no idea why I just did that The present contains... A pillow full of bricks!