*shatters on the ground* Burn your eyes right out of their sockets with that! The present contains... A can of diet happiness
*Eats the happiness* "Mmmm, Almost as good as love." "The present contains...Stairs (Sombra would be overjoyed)"
*Places in box and throws it down the stairs* Ancient devices like that belong in the basement! The present contains... A lit stick of dynamite!
I eat it cry and hold a proper burial. The Present contains a camera with photographic evidence of Equestria's existence.
I hide it from the world or sell it I can't decide The present contains... a love letter from your imaginary friend
*Burns the imaginary letter* My imaginary friends were never friendly The present contains... A pinwheel!