best case senario I get super powers! *eats it and get's the power to grow tumors* The present contains... a bonzai
I use it to build a tire swing then invite all the neighborhood kids over The present contains... frilly pink socks of adorableness
Puts on frilly pink socks of adorableness! ...Wait, what in the world am I doing? The present contains.. Rain!
*his day has just been made * I enjoy it while it lasts hopeing it to last much longer The present contains... a 2 trip time machine
Holds it close and watches the adorable thing sleep! ...Wait, what am I doing again? The present contains... Sprinkles!
Builds the greatest rocket that actually makes it to the North Pole! The present contains... The Rrexxy III
leftovers means the stuff no one wants well I want them I love them all /me silently weeps The present contains... the rejected ponies
I kick those G3.5s in the face. IN THE FACE! (No G4 pony is EVER rejected) The Present contains an enchilada.