I drop it in the volcanoes of Mordor whence it came You receive a psychotic killer Leprechaun played by Warwick Davis
I make myself right at home. Now fix me a sammich!!! [video=youtube;uQ0BXUkzRqM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0BXUkzRqM[/video]
I sell it and use the money to buy a classic car. The gift contains a portal to a dimension of limitless wonder.
I get it enrolled in a rehab program. Your present contains everything you ever wanted, but always remains just out of reach.