throws the ugliest teddy ever in the garbage with the rest of the uncute the present contains... a magic button that says only push as a last resort
So... many... mane care tips!!! You are the proud owner of a tape measure that stretches all the way to the moon. But it only has 1/2" of standout.
I glue googley eyes on it, mark a smile on it and sell it to some dumb tourist! congrats on your new Zune filled with songs by 1D and Justin Bieber
Please stop buying presents from the Kleenex recycling plant's gift shop!!! You present contains the air from Druidia.
I sell it back to the Druids for forty-seven billion dollars. Your present contains a sonic screwdriver.
I trade it for Homer Simpson's soul. Your gift contains a working replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber.
*waits patiently for an infinite supply of lobster to go with it* the present contains... 1 rainbow in a jar