*Takes* *squee* *puts on* Bow ties and fezzes are cool, no matter what happens. You get a ribbon of any color of your choosing
*Bite the head off* *mouth full, but somehow you can still understand me* Surprise! You get a random cord!
*picks it up and gets electrocuted* And in my Last Will and Testament, I bequeath to you... my lifetime supply of rubber bands.
*chugs Mello Yello* And on this, the final night of Chanukah, you get a cracked bowling ball and a Cuban cigar.