She and I listen to a LOT of Pantera (crazy headcanon). And the 1224th customer receives... a life-size Sailor Jupiter doll! (I'm jelly!)
i put it next to all of my other life size anime character dolls that i for some reason have. oh wait... i don't! You get a portal to equestria! that is, the grimdark fanfic equestria where every pony's bloodthirsty.
Good thing it wasn't his bread, peanut butter, and banana bill! In the pile of discarded valentines, you find a $500 Monopoly bill!
You mean, a second supervillain vehicle. You get a briefcase filled with money that may or may not be stolen!
We throw the biggest party in human history. Your gift contains a liverwurst sandwich and a cold beer!
I give her back to Chrysalis before I get attacked. Your gift contains the launch codes for the entire planet's nuclear arsenal.
KILL IT WITH FIREYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHFURBFHUIREFCIGUERGUHGIREFCUBGFRUGYBUREFCUWGYHIRGUFIENNGUREGNGUREGDWNOGFRNGYOURE You found... [INSERT NOUN HERE]!