Yay! *Snuggles blanket* You have obtained A coupon that makes all Apple Family products 50% off FOR LIFE!
I buy a ton of stuff and resell it at a profit. You get a jar of mayonnaise, a box of toothpicks, and the distributor cap from a 1995 Ford Taurus!
This is what i get for sneaking into ponies beds all the time i guess. You've gained A one way ticket to HELL!!!
I use it to as Hitler, "Why'd ya do it, dude?" Sold! You just bought yourself a $1200 stale corn flake.
Totally worth it, if you look at it reeeeeaaaaaly closely for a few hours, you can see Billy Mays face on it! You have received A cargo train full of cakes, cookies, candy, and more!