*is confused as he doesn't like to drink* the present contains... a note that says 'sorry please try again'
Tosses the note aside and steals from the Vending Machine anyway. The present contains... A blushing furry! Attached is a note that says, 'You should probably punt this one back to FurAffinity.'
Adds it to collection. You get the first season of Man vs. Wild on DVD. Sent from my SGH-T899M using Tapatalk
I go out in the public and say that it's the world's only copy of half life, and then snap the disc in half and run for my life! You've "borrowed" a copy of Fallout 4 from Bethesda.
no I wanted the blue one, the ceral is ruined! *smooshes the cereal into a fine poweder* The present contains... a virus that can be uploaded and erase one website of your choosing.
I upload it to Twitter. Or Instagram. You receive a magical bucket, a floating cupcake, and an angry-looking pony.
I sit in the bucket. The pony can have the cupcake; I've no need for diabetes. You get a waffle maker full of angel dust. Sent from my SHIELD using Tapatalk