The Present Game

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  1. rexhyuga

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    indeed, *drinks the water then smacks Snow with the bucket*

    The present contains... a time-warp helmet made of aluminum foil!
     
  2. Snow

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    Kill you all with fire!

    A wild assassain appears!
     
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    *is wild assassin* wam bam diddly am

    the present contains... pain killers
    for what you ask?
    The box also contains a bop to the noggin
     
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    The present contains a frying pan to the face, a punch to the gullet, and a knee to the bullocks.
     
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    *writhes in pain*

    The present contains...one of those annoying newsletters that you didn't sign up for
     
  6. Snow

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    BURN IT WITH FIRE, THEN BURN THE COMPANY DOWN!

    Present contains, Death.
     
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    hmm hey snow I have a present fo you and its not the one you just gave me

    the present contains death still
     
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    The present contains a note: you clever bastard.
     
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    Fill it with someone


    The present contained the Joker
     
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    *joker is wild* Full house Read them and weep

    The present contains a dragon shout
     
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    A how to guide to punching your face.
     
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    Use it under the leg of that wobbly table.

    The present contains everything you have ever held dear.
     
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    BURN...IT...WITH...FIRE!!!(Execpt ponies and family, and laptop. On second thought, leave my stepmom)

    You get a derp cannon!
     
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    Takes out my gameboy and throws the empty box away.

    Uses it to shoot all the ninjas

    The present contains all your childhood memories contained within a snow globe.
     
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    KILL IT WITH... wait, you guys are TROLLING ME!!! RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!

    It contains your life, on fire.
     
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    Throws away empty box, since I have no life

    You get a picture of a pencil.
     
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    You get my chill pills.
     
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    Put it out calmly. Chill.

    The present contains your favorite pony.
     
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    TWILIGHT SPARKLE HUGS!

    It contains a peice of paper
     
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    Proofread it and send it to Princess Celestia.

    It contains a fireproof baby dragon.
     

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