indeed, *drinks the water then smacks Snow with the bucket* The present contains... a time-warp helmet made of aluminum foil!
*is wild assassin* wam bam diddly am the present contains... pain killers for what you ask? The box also contains a bop to the noggin
KILL IT WITH FIRE! The present contains a frying pan to the face, a punch to the gullet, and a knee to the bullocks.
*writhes in pain* The present contains...one of those annoying newsletters that you didn't sign up for
hmm hey snow I have a present fo you and its not the one you just gave me the present contains death still
BURN...IT...WITH...FIRE!!!(Execpt ponies and family, and laptop. On second thought, leave my stepmom) You get a derp cannon!
Takes out my gameboy and throws the empty box away. Uses it to shoot all the ninjas The present contains all your childhood memories contained within a snow globe.
KILL IT WITH... wait, you guys are TROLLING ME!!! RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!!!! It contains your life, on fire.