Alucard was sent flying back as he went straight through several walls. While he appeared to have been extremely heavily damaged, he recovered very quickly as he got straight back up with only several cuts across his body and clothing that repaired themselves. Tristana was impressive, but Paladin was the one who had caught his eye. Only three people in history have been able to execute moves like that against him, two of them being his former students. "You should be honored. It has been century's since i have felt pain." Alucard said. "I refuse to be killed by anything except by a human or an opponent that surpasses my expectations. But, even if i die. I want to leave knowing that it was interesting." /He noticed the metal inside his shoulder, which due to his regenative abilities, was being pushed upwards until it simply fell out. Alucard then unsheathed his spell-sword and got into a stance. "Make your first attack count, you might not get a second..."
/A boy appeared, holding an odd orb in his hand. He pressed a button on the red and white orb, then threw it. A large red dragon appeared, landing onto the other reptile creature's corpse. "Go! Charizard!" /The dragon roared in reply, swinging it's flaming tail. (Charizard's the one you're after, btw.)
(Oh. OK) Alucard turned around to look at the dragon. First he raised his eye in confusion, but then thought about his enemy as a nuisance. He might however, have underestimated him. There was always a chance of failure.
/The boy chuckled. "Charizard... Flamethrower." /The dragon turned to Alucard and inhaled. It exhaled, blowing flames at Alucard.
"Hey, kid. What the *bleep* is that *bleep*ing thing?" /a small red squirrel, wearing a blue zip-up jacket, walked over to the boy. "And yes, for you twits who are reading this, I am in fact, the famous Conker the Squirrel. Don't know who I am, then look it up!" /He pulled a glass bottle and a metal opener out of nowhere, opened the bottle and chugged it's contents. (I promise to keep it as classy as conker can be. I'll bleep all cursing, etc.)
/The boy held up a strange red device "Oh! A talking Pokémon!! I can't believe it! Uhmm... Charizard, use Wing Attack!" /The Dragon took flight, rushing at Conker.
"Whoa... That's ****ed up kid!" /Conker pulls out a frying pan, smacking Charizard's face, and sending it flying into a wall. He then stomps on the kid's foot. "Do that again, I dare ya!" edit- "Heck no, you are not editing this ****."
"Owowowow!" /The boy pushed Conker into the dragon's arms. The dragon had a large bruise on the side of it's head. "Use Seismic Toss." /The dragon flew upwards, still holding the rodent. Once high enough, the dragon flew down, holding Conker in front of it. They landed with a crash.
/Conker walked out of the crater and brushed his shoulder of a small amount of dust. He pulled out a chocolate bar and ate a piece. "You've never heard of a stretch and squish cartoon, have ya?" /Conker pulls out a baseball bat and jumps back into the crater, rapidly smacking Charizard's head.
/Alucard was distracted by Charizard, taking the attention off of him. Big Mistake. Paladin took the opportunity to attack him, hitting Alucard with a powerful knee strike, following it up with several well placed and powerful magic charged strikes. An uppercut sent Alucard into the air, and Paladin followed, grabbing him and pulling Alucard into a Backbreaker. As he dropped him, he followed up with another Level 2 Lightning Cannon./ "Keep your eyes on me, I don't play fair."
“I can see.” Alucard then decided levitate his sword, perform some hand symbols, and then grab his sword once again. He launched himself at the same velocity as before taking Paladin off guard as he slashed Paladin hundreds of times in the timespan of a few seconds. He then slashed his opponent upwards into the sky and appeared behind him. Before Paladin could react for a counter attack, Alucard performed a spell. “Time Breaker!” /The area around the two virtually stopped time, leaving Paladin in a hopeless state to attack. He could not move any muscle, only his eyes moved as he watched Alucard attack again. Alucard then performed a after image attack at a speed close to Mach 2.8+. He then decided to end his opponents suffering as he then threw his opponent towards the ground lifelessly. “Dragons’s Fist!” Alucard launched himself towards Paladin. He then delivered a blow that hit Paladin so hard, he swore he heard every bone in his body snap and his vitals destroyed. As paladin fell, Alucard fired a concentrated wave of lightning into a beam which as soon as Paladin hit the ground, went straight through him and destroyed a large part of the arena. Any who were on the ground suffered it’s effects. Unfortunately, as Tristana had turned his arm into his own lightning rod, he had suffered a much lower effect of his own attack. However, he knew a situation around that. “You see, I also like to live dangerously....” Alucard said, answering Paladins original question
(*Long Post is long. Also, the text is supposed to translate as "Angelic Technique: Restoration.) /As the lightning bolt hit the Paladin and exploded, you expected the fight to be over...but you thought wrong. As the smoke cleared the armor Paladin wore was glowing a bright gold, you could feel your own energy surging around the armor...and then slowly being absorbed. Paladin slowly rose to his knees, but just barely. His body shook and trembled in pain, he was clearly hurt, he felt his bones and body broken...but somehow he was still clinging to life. It took all of his strength and will power just to raise his hands and press them together./ *"Tu Angelus: Reparatio..." /A white circle with odd runes and glyphs formed under Paladin, a bright holy light flooded the arena and more importantly, directly onto Paladin. The light lasted for several minutes before fading away. Soon after, The Paladin stood up to his feet./ "That was close, if it weren't for that lightning bolt of yours I wouldn't have survived. I haven't mentioned this but, you see...us Gaians have a special ability. Unlike humans, we're born with a second circulatory system, that allows us to manipulate mana. There are several elements, and mine just so happens to be lightning. With this armor however, I can do something a little extra...I can absorb magic of my own element, and use it as my own. Angelic Spells take up a ton of mana, but that lightning bolt gave me enough for the spell to save my life, and then some. You've just become my own personal battery." /Paladin simply chuckled./ "But time manipulation? Sir, that spells a lot of things for this fight, all of them bad for you." /Paladin opens his palm, the golden light from before appearing./ "N.V.I. Upload Battle Data to the Data Spires, confirm Alucard 'El'azar as a Class S Threat." /Silence followed, and after a few moments, a female voice came from the orb/ "BATTLE DATA REVIEWED. ALUCARD 'EL'AZAR IS NOW DEEMED AS A CLASS S THREAT." "Good. Requesting permission to activate Override Delta-439." "PERMISSION GRANTED. MISSION UPDATE FROM HQ, CLASS S TARGET ALUCARD 'EL'AZAR IS TO BE ELIMINATED. VALKYRIE UNITS ARE ON STANDBY." "Won't be needed. I want to take this one out myself." /Paladin clenched his fist and dispatched the golden orb./ "Well...you heard the lady. Looks like this is where we take our little game to the next level." /Paladin lowered his arms, the armor began to glow once more./ "Override Delta-439 activated. Speed Limiter 1, Strength Limiter 1, and Shield Limiter 1...Release!" /A surge of energy exploded out of the Paladin, he looked right at Alucard. He raised his hand, showing three fingers./ "Three Limiters to go, most people die before I even hit number three. Lets see if you can get me to hit number four."
"So you're not human? What a shame, a chance to be killed by one strong enough to defeat me would be my best way to go. And you have forms?" /Alucard laughed for a moment. "You know that i'm not human anymore. I used to be once, i was born during the apex of the Egyptian civilization. I was one of the men who had plotted against Caesar. I have watched countless tyrants take control and die during my time spent on the earth. I have trained selected individuals to take down everything they held dear. You might know them as Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan. I changed human history by myself, bending it so that humanity can reach it's full potential." /Crimson then pointed at Paladin. Indicating his impressive new form. He might perfer lightning only because it doesn't make a mess once the enemy is defeated, but is a master of virtually all forms of combat. "Imagine. Time and Space under the mastery of man, a power that makes emperors and kings look like fools. You will not be able to kill what is already dead. You have three limiters, i have five." /Alucard then raised his hands to show Pride the permanent seal on his gloves and hands. The seal itself was a pentacle decorated with occult symbols and several mottoes, many of them in different languages but an unmistakeable one in English reading "Against All Tyrants." Alucard had six release forms and states, each of them increasing his already enormous power. Even in his weakest form, he was considered a Class S. However, with each limit break, he will begin to lose control, it gets worse when he advances through transformations "Pray you never need me to use them."
/Several massive rockets collided with Alucard and Paladin, dealing minor damage to their new forms. "You people talk WAY too much." /Tristana's triangular medallion had been laying on the ground and had been picked up by Conker. He now wore it aroun his neck like a chain. He had several giant guns in each hand and a katana strapped to his waist. "That time thing was cool, way easier to do than it seems but... Anyway. Start fighting again, this **** is so ****ing epic."
(Alucard never actully transformed,he was indicating at Paladins to whom was impressive. Accidental typo) The next time Conker fired his weapon, Alucard caught the round with his teeth. Conker's eyes widened in fear as he watched Alucard spit the bullet back out and flick it directly at him with the same force that his gun originally fired it. The round penetrated Conker as he looked back at Alucard. "You should respect your elders. You might learn a thing or two from them." /Alucard looked back at Paladin. Not only was he going toe to toe with him but also outmatched him, the first to do so in existence. He had taken an interest in him, and thought that his first restiriction break could wait until he was injured and had no chance of winning. Even with Conkers intervention and Paladins new power, he had to keep his guard up.
/Conker stood up after the round hit him. (No permanent physical damage can be inflicted on a cartoon. (Cuts, broken parts, holes, missing parts etc.)) He laughed. "You've never fought a cartoon have you?" /He jumped and suddenly jets on his shoes launche him up to Alucard. He put on a pair of dark glasses and time slowed as he flew around Alucard, firing a sub-machine gun at him continuously. When he finished firing he flew away from Alucard and pulled out a giant roll of toilet paper. He threw it and it wrapped around Alucard, restraining his arms. "Conker plays to win ****ers." /His eyes light on fire, which he proceeds to pull off his eyes and throw at the paper covered Alucard.
/At the last second, Alucard's paper trap simply dissolved into nothing as he used a concentration wave that blew the paper away. He then raised his hand as the fire heading towards him faded away. Alucard liked doing this, it was how he fought. He liked to raise his opponents expectations to as high as he could and then regenerate and wipe the floor with them like nothing ever happened. He does not simply kill his opponents, he breaks them. "Cartoons are fun to fight against, and you just happen to be the first one. However, there is no such thing as immortality." /Alucard then teleported behind Conker and kicked him into the sky. From there, he then unleashed his personal handgun named The Angel. The Angel was a massive handgun created especially for Alucard. It had a length of 40cm and weighed 16kg (Which was nothing to Alucard) and a black gunmetal construction. A bible passage were engraved onto it in solid gold, similar to the statements on his gloves. Alucard then began to fire Conker as he fell, the sheer force of the weapon knocking back into the air with each bullet. When Alucard had to reload and as Conker fell, he ran up thowards him, jumped, and punched him with the force of a moving train. Sending Conker flying.
/Conker fell to the ground, crushing Charizard in the crater once more. Again he stood up and laughed. "Maybe I'm not immortal. But I'm ****ing indestructible." /He pulls out a pitchfork, with tape wrapped around where the base met the metal piece and a face on the end of the handle. "Hello Mr. squirrel." "Shut up." /Conker threw the pitchfork at Alucard, who was completely taken aback by the twisted creature, that defied all laws of nature in any universe. This caused him to be distracted and the pitchfork penetrated his chest. Conker then walked over to the pokemon trainer, kicked his knee and grabbed the 5 remaining pokeballs, putting them in his pocket.
/Alucard then got straight back up and removed the pitchfork from his chest. It had done absolutely no permanent damage towards him, but still managed to hurt him. "Immortality and Nigh Indestructibility. You might not be from my universe, but you are fun to fight against. Hell, you might make me use a limit breaker..."
