"Limit breaker eh? that gives me an idea." /Conker reaches up into my tabs and goes to EBF4. He grabs a giant sword, and returns to this tab, spinning a sword twice his size over his head. "I almost thought that wouldn't work."
/Paladin watched the two battle, and decided to make a move. Dashing in with insane speed, neither Conker nor Alucard noticed. Paladin slammed his fist right into Alucard's ribs, a blow so hard that the ground beneath the two shook. Paladin followed with another ground shaking punch, this time to Alucard's stomach, followed by a knee that lifted him slightly off the ground, and finally a blow to the back of his skull./ "I ain't done with you yet!" /Paladin grabbed Alucard off the ground, and threw him into the air, he extended his forearm blades and followed after, and unleashed a flurry of punches with the blades impaling Alucard, each blow intending to be a lethal hit. A kick sent Alucard plummeting to the ground, Paladin began to charge intense amounts of magic into his fists, and dropped down. He slammed the fists right into Alucard's back./ "Sledge Hammer!" /On contact, the magic exploded outwards, creating a crater in the middle of the arena. Paladin jumped away, gaining as much distance as he could and prepared for a counter attack./
(God I love breaking the fourth wall by such leaps and bounds.) /Conker looks at Paladin, knowing that after either Alucard or Paladin died, he'd be left to fight the other. He looks around the arena looking for anything he can use, and sees a crack on one of the walls. He walks up to it and flicks the wall. He turns back to Paladin, then back to the wall. He grabs the crack and peels the arena away. He looks out and sees a large cavern of maroon colored squares, many of which were on fire, as well as glowing yellow ones, and pools of lava. "Even I think that's ridiculous..." /He pulls out one of the stolen pokeballs and drops it, letting the contents out. A small blue turtle stood in front of him. Conker stared at it, then grabbed the ball of the ground and returned it, shivering in a mild form of fear. (if the arena continues to be "removed" participants enter a new battle zone? I dunno, I just think we need a new environment. If you aren't game, then it was just Conker nonsense.)
/Paladin noticed what Conker did, and was completely weirded out. He looked at the small squirrel, pointing at him./ "Don't do that again."
/Alucard's head was stuck looking up towards the sky due to the sheer force used in the attacks. When Paladin and Conker moved back, Alucard began to laugh uncontrollably as his neck cracked to look at Paladin again. While the technique did managed to hurt him, he pretended like it never happened. "You've seen to taken a fancy to me, and you power is nothing short of awe-inspiring. You both have used limits breakers, and i think that it should be appropriate to show mine. You should feel honored, you are the first people that has pushed me this far in 1500 years." /After a short moment, Alucard's seal began to glow white now and he closed his eyes. The arena began to shake violently like an earthquake at over 11 on richter scale. As sudden burst in power overwhelmed Paladin and Conker. Rocks and various heavy objects began to be lifted off the ground as Alucard began to achieve a limit break. "Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three...two...one, approval of Situation A recognized. Commencing the Archangel invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent or defeated As they both watched, he noticed that one of the six seals had simply vanished. Alucard's appearance barely changed with the exception of his eyes changing from blue to blood red. Alucard's power was now powerful enough to take on any enemy in the arena or maybe all at once and still defeat them. He raised his sword and pointed it directly at his opponents. "So, what do you classify me as now?"
"I don't know what Skull-face classifies you as... But I classify you as an overconfident *bleep**bleep**bleep*ing *bleep*." /Conker stood, the giant sword held in front of him. "And you still talk too much." /Tristana's medallion lot up, and a moment later Conker was behind Alucard, and Alucard's leg had been cut straight through at the knee. "Hope that hurts."
A peach pony drops out of the sky from a custom made one person carrier and says "he looks like things already got good time to join in on the fun" Tyler pulls out his PDA then summons 2 earth pony holograms to fight the others (Tyler is good and hacking and other technology based skills also I hope I can still join... can I?)
(Tyler didnt jump in between them he just jumped into one of the edges of the battle ground furthest away from them)
(I mean things are blowing up half the time, and the three main participants atm are basically invincible.)
/The boy called for the dragon to return, pressing a button on the ball. He dropped some change as he ran away, clutching the orb. /A moment later, a far off voice called something. "Hey, I'm Grump..." /Another moment later, another voice echoed, this time closer. "...I'm not so Grump." /Two men burst into the room. One had a beard and wore a hat. The other had long brown hair. "...And we're the Game Grumps!!" /They called the last phrase in unison.
(^LMAO. Please dont tell me you're going to have a Seven Asses attack?) "You're taking me as you think im a child." It had been a very long time since somebody could face him in even combat,yet alone manage to hurt him. The sword that Conker was holding didn't manage to phase Alucard into thinking that his defeat was soon. It would take much more than a new sword and some power restrictions to keep him down. / He looked at his leg, which had managed to regenerate extremely quickly after he had it sliced off. He then noticed the maneveur which made lightning attacks dangerous to himself. He knew he had a solution, and that solution involved slicing his own arm off. He smiled sadisticly as he arm fell to the ground, as his wound then regenerated quickly. After the timespan of five seconds, he appeared to be completely undamaged. "Even with all that power, i can tell you have some...backup once they are all used?" Alucard questioned to Paladin. He then smiled at such a thought, while he was no blood knight he still had effects of his transformation take effect on him. Alucard, even on his 1st release transformation was beginning to lose control, it gets worse when he advances through transformations. "Now....MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE!" Alucard yelled before he launched himself much faster then he was before. /He slashed Conker hard across his body and sent him into the air. Once he was up there, Alucard then unleashed a volley of slashes close to the speed of light and then punched him so hard that it managed to create a sonic boom. Once he hit the ground and created a decent sized crater, Alucard's katana like Spell-Sword began to form electricity. He then went straight for Paladin. Just as he assumed Paladin was thinking he was going to take him head on, he teleported behind him and cut straight through his armor like paper. Once the armor fell, Alucard then penetrated his skin with his sword, and placed his hand on his chest. The move shot Paladin like a cannon and managed to hit the new pony that had arrived into the battle. He then turned around and got into a aggressive position. "I'll cast down your Codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear."
(Yea but Tyler jumped out of the carrier before it got destroyed plus he has armor on the best type which makes him impervious to explosion and bullet damage but not blunt or sharp object damage)
/Conker stood up in the crater and pulled out a pipe bomb, preset with a 10 second timer. "What the **** am I gonna do with... This..." /He turned to Alucard, and looked down at the bomb. He looked back up and smirked. He jumped up, slicing a circle in Alucard's stomach. He put the pipe bomb into him and set the timer. Alucard's regeneration instantly trapped the bomb inside him, with a mere one second to go, Conker jumped towards the game grumps and pulled them away. "You dopes seem like nice guys, wouldn't want you getting hurt." /the pipe bomb exploded in Alucard's stomach, splitting him into many pieces.
"Hey, Conker! How many asses do you think Mega Man gets?" /The bearded one asked. (Yes, Crim. Seven Asses attack.)
"How many?" /Conker dropped the grumps a good distance away and grabbe the money dropped by the trainer.
"One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven. Seven asses." /The long haired one counted, as a herd of seven mules trampled Conker. (Haha. Very punny, Narrowleaf.) (Look at me! I'm on a Roll!) (PLEASE STOP ME.)
/The pieces of Alucard then managed to reform together slowly but effectively. It was impossible to kill Alucard, he has stated before that it is impossible to kill something that is already dead. Once he was back together, he began to get very annoyed at Conker. Alucard created over a dozen familiars that took the form of a wolf as they went to attack the cartoon. In the meanwhile he was busy, he was planning something special for him. (This is somehow relivant)
/the wolves and mules started fighting as Conker struggled up and ate some of his chocolate bar. "So, you're dead? Must have missed that one. If there's one thing I know, it's that the undead cannot liv while their head is off of their body. Maybe you didn't know that fact... But I'd start watching your NECK if I were you. Hehehehe." (All cartoons kill any undead upon removing the brain from the main body. If you didn't know that, I don't know what your problem is. Watch more cartoons.)
(I still watch Cartoons, and im almost 17.Alucard's ability to regenerate is considerably greater than any other of his kind. He has regenerated from a pool of blood and from being decapitated, blown to shreds by gunfire, incinerated completely, complete brain incineration,etc. He is immortal in almost every sense of the word.) "Yes, quite the humor you have there. And seeing that your exactly like me with your nigh indestructibility, there might never be real winner." Alucard said. /He then appeared right behind Conker the next time he blinked, his sword right behind his neck. "You should be watching yours as well." /And with that, Alucard decapitated Conker. He expected a regeneration and another phase in the fight. But doubted his abilities excel past his second form.
