He walks into the cockpit and reads the instruments, "Okay, we can stop in the Onyx system and see if we can pick one up." He tells Grey as he taps one of the dials and it moves a bit.
"Yeah..." he responds, "if you like fast ships, guns and females." He said then thouht for a second. "Why weren't we going there in the first place?"
"Thats what they all say." He responds, "No seriously, wouldn't believe the amount of times that's a reason things happen on this ship..." The ship suddenly jolts as the Spartan jumps to hyperspace, the shade shields come down over the front windows as the blinding light of billions of stars passing by at high speeds shots into the cockpit. "Well, booze and hookers here we come!"
"Why stop at the nights?" He asked as he grabbed another drink, "if we do it right, we'll wake up five days later, in a pool of indescribable ooze, with several exotic animals in our ship and enough contact numbers we can start a phonebook."
After a few days the ship drops from hyperspace and the planet appear before them. "Thank Celestia, I never thought we would get here." Showtime says as he readies to land from the co-pilot seat.