"*squee!*. Okay." She cleared her throat before gesturing to him. "G'day, fellow pirate! My name is..." She paused, trying to adopt a name quickly. "...Avice Rohesia! The cannons haven't been cooperatin' today, but I believe I could put a little more elbow grease into it and fix the problem!"
"I recently got over scurvy and I'll tell you, not losing my teeth every three seconds is really a godsend! What about you?"