The Vending Machine!

A Dominos pizza comes out.

I insert a brush.

 

you get Rarity's mane!

I insert Tank

 

You get a pair of Dashie slippers.

I put in an old phone.

 

you get an even older phone

insert a foam finger

 

A packet of foam bananas comes out.

I insert a fire ant.

 

you get a crimson scarab


I insert Daring Do

 

You get fanfiction about Rainbow Dash instead.

I insert a bass guitar.

 

you get a kazoo

 

you get me snuggling saber~

I insert the concept of snuggling

 

you get me snuggling everypony! especially saber~


I insert my saber plushie... that I totally didn't make myself.....

 

A Bunya Nut comes out.

Spoiler

For those unaware, this is a Bunya Nut:

I insert prescription meds.

 

you get the accidental addiction of your younger brother! (yeah, my mind is half asleep, and the half that's awake isn't very nice x3)



I insert attempted kindness

 

you get me, cause im a bit cruel myself. just not to anyone here.

i insert myself as a voodoo doll

 

you get me stealing it..... for scientific purposes, of course!


I insert a Floof plush

 

you get a Cerali-Floof combination plush

insert my kumquat pit universe

 

The universe implodes and all the Kumquats come out.

I insert the morning sun.

 

you get an endless stream of kumquats, cause that pit was bottomless

insert new universe for the kumquats

 

You get a kumquat overflow!

I insert the sun

 

You get a light bulb.

I insert a toothbrush.

 

you get toothpaste.

insert @Mister Asmodeus