The Vending Machine!

You get an Octavia plushie.

I insert a lampshade.

 

you get a drunk Ridley wearing it.

insert a banana peel

 

You get a slippery road.

I insert nintendo games

 

you also get a slippery road

slippery road insert ised

 

You get a luigi death stare

I insert memes

 

DAMN SORU, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH- *gets shot*

I insert a "durr, plant".

 

You get plants on the mars. You know, like in The Marsian.

I insert Zootopia

 

you get me having not watched it

insert Deadpools favorite gun

 

You get Deadpool stabbing you for taking his gun.

Inserts a DC comic.

 

you get a marvel character.

insert the wolf spider i found in my bed

 

You get spider babies!

I insert my pyjamas

 

A bunch of rags come out.

I insert the ingredients to a cake, in no order.

 

you get a burger

insert ingredients for fire

 

A flame comes out of the slot.

I insert marshmallows.

 

you get burnt smores that are all broken n stuff

insert beer

 

you get Zeran making very bad decisions......


I insert the coffee Etheran brewed for her

 

you get a sobered up Zeran, ready to tackle the day.

insert a drunken Saber

"Whut do ya do with a drunken Saber, what du ye do wit a drinkun Sabder... *burps*"

 

You get pictures of a drunken Saber doing embarrassing things.

I insert a bottle of tension headache pills.

 

You get a headache and no pills to relieve it.

I insert a million tiny pillbugs all painted different colors by hand.

 

You get a swarm of parasprites.

I insert an empty cardboard box.