The Vending Machine!

You get a box of Kittens

Inserts the parasprites.

 

you get nothing, cause the parasprites ate your prize.

insert something less valuable than a penny

 

you get Zeran trying to find it anyways

I insert a lock of Etheran's mane

 

you get the smell of burning hair made into a candle.

insert a "toy"

 

A Blue Yeti comes out. That counts as a "toy", right?

I insert tea.

 

you get england

I insert coffee

 

you get Infinite Energy!


I insert mornings.

 

You get me, all groggy.

I insert mid-days.

 

you get lunch

i insert the solar system

 

You get us.

I insert a Galaxy.

 

you get greek legends

I insert dark matter

 

you get theoretical dark energy! yay!


I insert the alpacalypse

 

you get a whole bunch of alpacas

I insert a clock

 

you get Starswirl's time spell

I insert the Cutie Map

 

you get a plot device

i insert a pot

 

you get Pinkie Pie using it as a hat

I insert Gummy's inner monologue

 

you get a well spoken choice of words in a very particular order

insert gummies teeth

 

The machine cannot comprehend the insertion of a non-existent object and explodes. *insert golf clap here*

I install a new machine and insert a bit.

 

You get a peso.

Inserts parasprite killer.

 

The machine inverts and instead creates a swarm of Parasprites.

I insert a guitar pick.