The Vending Machine!

you get a back to the future reference

I insert the game

 

You get nothing, as you lost the game.

I insert an alicorn OC.

 

You get a Mary Sue.
i insert nothing.

 

you get everything!

I insert a coin

 

The machine turns into an arcade machine loaded with Donkey Kong.

I insert 40 bits.

 

you get a cherry

I insert a tree

 

you get a beet

insert a airplane

 

you get one with huge Rainbow Dash stickers on it

I insert a small Twilight figurine

 

A Moondancer figurine comes out.

I insert Tool's 5th album.

 

you get 5 screw drivers, 4 types of pliers, 3 ratchet wrenches, 2 dry wall blades, and a hammer thats a little rustee~

insert 356 days of kumquats

 

You get 9 days of no kumquats.

I insert a forklift.

 

you get a lifted fork

i insert this post

 

You get a response.

I insert the like button.

 

you get dislikes

i insert youtube comments

 

you get flame wars!

I enter defeated trolls

 

You get a closed comment section.

I insert the edge of the earth.

 

you get a movie

i insert the oskar ceremony

 

Leonardo DiCaprio wins again.

I insert a drum pad.

 

you get a dropped base

i insert *ba-dumm tsss*

 

you get the audience's collective groan

I insert Pinkie Pie's season 1 humor