The Vending Machine!

You get a tomato
Don't ask why. Just take it.

Inserts the Commonwealth Institute of Technology

 

you get a wealth of common knowledge

I insert a dragons hoard

 

You get Dragon Lorf Ember.
Yay!

Inserts a phone

 

you get apple

I insert an orchard

 

You get a phone

Inserts a cape

 

you get a stern remonstration.

I insert all the things wrong with capes

 

you get an invisibility cape

I insert some fresh grass

 

you get my garden

I insert lilacs

 

you get lilis

I insert youtube

 

you get pretty much everything

I insert tumblr

 

You get vacuous posts.

I insert the elusive win in the "Last to Post" thread.

 

you get a thousand ponies climbing over each other to get it.

I insert an ask me thread

 

you get dead silence because nobody is asking you stuff

I insert tiredness

 

You get a pillow.

I insert a computer monitor.

 

you get me staying up all week staring at it, typing occasionally, with 10 gallons of coffee beside me


I insert obsession.

 

You get the avarage EP user

I insert tea

 

you get caffeinated tea, because everything needs caffeine.

I insert coffee

 

you get ponies being hyper

I insert pinkie drinking coffee

 

you get the world exploding from so much energy

I insert Tank

 

You get memories

I insert todays episode