The Vending Machine!

You get the fluffiness of another boot.

I put in fire.

 

Smoke comes out. What have you done?!

I put in a water bag.

 

No don't put me in

You got magic

I put in lightning

 

The machine malfunctions and you get nothing.

Regardless, I put in a ballpoint pen.

 

You get a quill and some ink

I put in some clouds

 

Water leaks out of the slot.

I put in a towel.

 

You get lint.

I put in a clementine.

 

You get an orange!

I put in pinkie pie

 

You get two hundred pounds of rock candy.

*inserts a shot glass*

 

A bottle of Jack comes out.

I put in a bass guitar.

 

A confused fish flops out
I put in a broken watch.

 

You get an alarm clock, that has no batteries.

I put in paper.

 

An origami of a pony pops out.

I insert an electronic rabbit.

 

You get an Energizer Bunny plushie.

I insert a 7.62X39mm cartridge.

 

You get BBs.

I put in a SNES

 

The SNES comes out because you can't replace something that good.

I put in a cassette player.

 

You get a Walkman

I put in a mini vending machine.

 

You get a small pouch full of quarters.

I put in a canister of R-410A refrigerant.

 

Out comes a new air freshener.

I put in a Moog Synthesiser.

 

You get a bass drop

I put in a television