The Vending Machine!

You get this thread: http://www.everypony.com/threads/pony-vending-machine.15886/

I put in a wad of used chewing gum.

 

you get something disgusting

I put in my bed

 

You get only pillows and blankets.

I put in a microwave.

(@Lioconvoy I see what you did there.)

 

You get an oven!

I put in a shoutbox

 

You get a noisy crate.

I put in the Wii U.

 

You get a failure

I put in the Nintendo NX

 

You get poor sales that are worse than the Wii U's~

I put a toilet in.

 

You get a chunk of gold!

I put in some platinum

 

You get a coin.

I put in an old cell phone.

 

you get an indestructable nokia

I put in Chuck Norris

 

You get Charles Nelson Reilly

I put in a song that is Six words long.

 

You get a song that is 666 words long

I put in 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105

 

you get apple pi

i put in wubs

 

A squeegee pops out.

I insert a webcam.

 

you get a cat video

i put in Applejack and Rainbow Dash

 

you get appledash

i put in ships

 

you get cannons

i put in me booty

 

You get underwear.

I put in a cigar.

 

you get a massive puff of smoke

i put in my hoof

 

You get a horseshoe.

I put in a bag of candy.