"OHH NOOOOO!" Light yelled and randomly died and respawned as the Arbitar and teamed up with Master Cheif after a brief fight.
Edge flinched at the tsunami of magazines and he quickly was washed away when the magazines vanished Edge got up and looked at the Arbiter and Master Chief "I will show you the true power of a magazine!" Edge yelled he used his magic and suddenly a large crack entered right under the two and a tube of magazines blasted them up to the roof.
master chief took off his helmet and destroyed the magazines with his beautiful, never-before-seen-face.
Arbitar respawns and kills Sparky with a magizine gun. he then procedes to kill Master Cheif with a magazine sword and then dies from a paper cut
*Sparky then causes Arbitars head to explodes and then he kicks it for some reason* Splat!Splat!Splat!
The flask of coffe is replaced by... jammy dogers! (For all who don't what that is, they're basically jelly doughnuts)
The jammy dogers respawn as... chocalate biscuits(cookies) and a pilot then crashes into them, trying to get them
a character from asdf movies enters. "Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!" asdf doctor enters, "How can you tell?". First guy then throws up a rainbow onto doctor saying, "RAINBOWS."