*a wild Dovakiin suddenly appears!* "Fus Ro Dah!" he yelled at Sparky, sending him flying, before dissapearing.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*The rather insane colt yelled as he flew through the air and landed on Keg*AGAIN AGAIN!!
keg's hooves turn into rockets, "TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
*Sparky fell off of Keg when he reached 30,00 feet.A dash of clarity came through the unicorns mind,And by Dash i Mean Rainbow Dash was doing a sonic rainboom nearby,Causing Sparky's mind to Return to its normal,partially insane yet incredibly intelligent self*This may suck a little.*He said as he fell towards the earth*
Keg now rules the moon, he has an army of hyper-intelligent robots and a laser kind of like the death star
*The agent.Revealing herself to be Pinkie Pie.Rebuilds the universe to where it left off.and beats Keg with a dead Spy*This is awesome.*Sparky said as he watched the match of Pinkie vs.Keg*
(suddenly, seriousness) Keg crawled out from the wreckage of his fighter plane and watched as more crashed around him. 'This damn war...' He thought. He stood up and grabbed his rifle and joined the ranks of ponies fighting for their freedom and rights. Keg saw his comrades fall and die. He saw bits of his friends fly into the air, yet he marched on.
YOU MANIAC YOU DID absolutely nothing.You just created an alternate reality but we are all fine because it split off from the main timeline,Therefore you changed nothing.*Everypony looks at Sparky in confusion*What? *Sparky then notices all the nazi's killing all the ponies because nazi's hate us*Well...I can let out all that pent up rage.*He then let out an epic scream and started to shred the nazi's into pile of delicious meat jelly.*DIE!!DIE DIE!!!!*He then telekinectically slams a panzer 4 into a wall.flattening it*
random ruined statue of liberty appears, "Damn you! Damn you all! You destroyed it all!" yelled random guy before being sniped by Hitler for not having blond hair
Keg gets an intense voice, "that's what a restart button is for!" He hits the restart button on the Wii and everyone is taken to an island