*Mario shows up and tries to ask us where the princess is but before he could finish talking .Sparky ate his head*Mm...plumbers...
*Hitler realizes that Mario was already dead and decides to jump into a wood chipper*He's making meat jelly out of himself?*Suddenly Sweetie Bot fall out of the sky and tries to cut down a tree that grows money on it with a spoon*
Then the entire world explodes and we find ourself in a lobby, tied to chairs, with several doors marked by names of religons
*Sparky realizes that the Cult of Shmooze are gonna try to suck everyponies brains out.He unties himself using Marios spine*We should get ready for a fight...
Name: Quilliam Bartholomew "Quill" Inkwell Color: Dark Tan Mane: Brown/Blond (Not so much waiting as watching...)
Keg perked up, "Oh, yeah! The drunk time machine!" He ran over to a telephone box that was just sort of sitting in the corner. "I'm going to go get help!"
Arcane flys into the nearest drug store and buys a pack of skittles. He then proceeds to throw said skittles creating flying elephant feet that breathe flamming applejack's on to fillydelphia making 20 foot roosters as they hit the buildings.
Cherry Berry: "Oh, hello there. You're a lot smaller than me and my friends. What's your name?" Quill Inkwell: "Oh! Hello, ma'am. It might be because I'm just a young colt still. My name is Quilliam Bartholomew Inkwell the Third. Is there something I can help you wi- Uh, sorry... Something with which I may help you?" Cherry: "Oh not right now. I'm just exploring. Did you say you're young? How old are you?" Quill: "Not old enough to get my cutie mark, apparently..." Cherry: "That's okay. I don't have one either." Quill: "You don't? But...but you're an adult! How can that be?!" Cherry: "Adult? Oh! I guess that's why I'm bigger than you! I only just woke up a few hours ago (in-game)." Quill: "HUH?!"
Light runs around half-crazed yelling, "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"