the slow one. I have a weak heart. a dog that can play video games with you or a human friend that barks a lot and hates the mailman?
Videogame playing dog, just so I could watch him use a controller without thumbs. A pirate ship you can't sail, or a swimming pool you can't dive into?
Plastic egg full of caps; I can use them for currency in my post apocalyptic society. The drunk kitty would just get me in trouble. A bag of sand or a bullseye?
No shirt of course... along with no other clothing either~ Your sexy nude Changeling Queen~ or A sexy nude Princess Luna~
slo mo. sometimes I need things to slow down so I can follow them a cat that can play the piano if no one is around or measuring cup that measures in dewy decimal
The cup, 'cause I have a lot of recipies which involve books. Sleeping in a stranger's house, or sleeping in your car?
Coffee in a tea cup. That's how I drink it anyway. In fact, that's how I drink everything; I only own one cup. A severe hangover, or a mild week-long cold?
