Wheels, I prefer to run rather than fight. A picture of food when you're starving, or a bucket of wee when you're on fire?
the picture. pictures are less toxic then they were back in the day. fountain of chocolate or chicken with a parachute?
The chicken sounds infinitely more amusing. Being stabbed with a fork, or dropping something really heavy on your foot?
Police Box. Delorean ain't got no swimmin' pool. Super Mario Bros. Super Show or pounding nails into the floor with your forehead?