Jesus. Parkinson's I guess, 'cause you'd be more likely to be forewarned about it. Hamster or Gerbil?
Gerbil, specifically the Mongolian kind. A few thousand and you've got yourself a coat, and the plague for your enemies. Terraformed planet or massive orbital ring?
Orbital ring, 'cause I can pretend it's a Halo. A shopping trip with a fully costumed Alice Cooper, or with an equally costumed Ziggy Stardust?
A gun that shoots swords, 'cause the other thing makes no sense. Being beaten up in public by a sentient footstool, or losing all your clothes and money five miles from home on a really cold day?
Loneliness... Kinda sad for me answer that way. But IRL I kinda prefer it sometimes. Total Insanity or Temporary Insanity?
Total Insanity. I don't believe in half-measures. Death from weasel droppings or death from a dropping asteroid made entirely out of weasels?
The second one; don't want my gravestone to read 'killed by poop'. An extremely delicious poisonous cookie, or a really disgusting non-poisonous one?