The Monkees, not that there's anything wrong with the Gorillaz, I just grew up with the Monkees. Dave Jones or Checkov?
Uh, if you mean Anton Chekov, then him. He had a cool beard. Having a door slammed in your face, or being ignored by someone at a party?
Honking moon. I don't see the point in clowns. Going to the circus, or having your face rubbed with a brick?
Neon Genesis. I've never seen it, but I hear that it tells entire stories in less than two hours. RED or BLU?
A million bucks. Assuming they are the currency kind, and not the Applejack kind XD A walk in the park with a bonsai tree, or a candlelit dinner with a potted cactus?
A candlelit dinner with a potted cactus, they can be very entertaining. You should hear the stories they tell. People do strange things in front of cacti just cause they assume cacti can't tell anyone. TOS or New Trek?
Badgers~ I would rather forget the song related to the latter~ All the world's Pokemon Badges or All the world's Nobel Prize awards?