Urgh, I don't like either. Kangaroos I guess. Being pelted with rotten fruit or being pelted with baseballs?
Baseballs. It'll make hurting whoever's doing the pelting more justified. Peanut butter crackers or cheese crackers?
Can I pick the two weapons? If so I'll take two guns, which I'll fire blindly at the enemy whilst running away. I assume you were taking D&D, but unfortunately I don't play. Caravan or tent?