^Banned because I'm jealous of the shirts. <Banned for jealousy V Banned for not accepting this elegant thimble.
^ banned because I couldn't possibly accept something so wonderful < banned for endless patience for this guy who won't stop talking to me. V banned because I can't pawn this guy off on you.
^ Banned because I'll do it for the low low price of £9999.99 < Banned for being such a suave business dealer v Banned for not using my business card *hands business card*
^ banned because he finally stopped. Yay! < banned for having to use all his powers of toleration. v banned because I'm done thinking of reasons.
^ Banned for being naked http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Me+Spiksta/gDRuDtQ/ < Banned for imitating Spike. v Banned for being a horny bastard?
^ Banned because a true gentleman does not get "horny" at 00:20am < Banned because I promised myself I'd sleep tonight v Banned for not smiling wide enough
^ Banned for being psychic < Banned for having no other option but to fall for that v Banned for having the letter "o" in their name
^ banned for being a wizard. < banned for not being asleep when he should be going to bed. v banned for being up even later!
^ Banned because a bedtime of 2:00am is perfectly healthy < Banned for listening to TwilightSparkle.mp4 for 2 hours straight v Banned for having a pony in their sig or avatar
^ banned because (almost) everyone has a pony in their avatar and/or sig. < banned because my niece is over for a visit so there will be much pony stuff going on. v banned for seeing the new episode.
^ Banned because it was epic and "Smile" should win an emmy < Banned for missing the latest episode of Hustle v Banned because it's "National Ban Day" (patent pending ThePoeticPony)
^ banned for infringing on my patent. < banned for patent troll. :Trollestia: v banned for the New Lunar Republic.
^ banned for domo arigato gozaimasu! < banned for still remembering how to be polite in Japanese. v banned for being able to use chopsticks.
^ Banned because they're hard to use with hooves < Banned for making an arse of themself singing "The Flim Flam Brother's Song" on karaoke night v Banned for playing this game where you cannot win
^banned because I'm staff (on another forum) < banned for being staff on Two Tailed Fox Forums v banned for 8 bit music
^ Banned for 9 bit music < Banned for inventing a new music genre v Banned because you're on Santa's naughty list this year
