^ Used a smiley I haven't seen! < Might have a little bit of guttermind V Has no guttermind whatsoever!
^ Watches too many sports < Thinks sports are a waste of time and taxpayer money V Will likely rage at this opinion
^ watches sports that I use when I want a nap. < likes to nap while watching golf too. v now needs a nap.
^ Has a meetup tomorrow/probably today now. < JUST got off work. NOW I AM FREE TO CONQUER THE EARTH UNDER MY IRON FIST! V Has a cupcake.