^ HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOU- Is misguided.... < Can't be arsed to do the work anyway :derpe: v Should know it's Mothers Day tomorrow
^ Caught me by surprise! :ahh: < It is Mother's Day tomorrow? Same day as my mother's Birthday! V Has a monocle somewhere on their profile.
^ Made a Fried pun AND a monocle pun! < Found out that the UK has a different Mother's Day than the US does. V Has allergies.
^ is going to make me sneeze. < knows that Rarity was about to kick some butt in today's episode. v has pony swag.
^ Taught how to use said swag < Is wide awake, despite it being half midnight v Is probably awake now at a much earlier time
^ is going to be huggled. < will be doing said huggling. v will join in the hug fest. - Sent from my EVO 4G Shift using Tapatalk
^ mistook me for someone who ate Irish food today. < ate too much at the hockey game. v will say something nice about me.
^ I really like your mane ^_^ < Needs a hair/manecut today ._. v Needs to put some aftershave on today, and get all the mares!
^ knows I shaved today. (and should come with me today!) < is quite happy that he will be sailing today. v should also come with me!
^ Lives too far away < Lives in rainy Staffordshire, and not sunny Florida v Gets better weather than me
^ Has dat Derpy love. < Respect to the Honourable Derpy Hooves V Has yet to wake up before 5 AM this month.
^How did you know? < Has just obtained complete fifth series of Doctor Who v Will comment about either my sig. or Doctor Who
^ Wants me to comment on their signature or Doctor Who-ness. < Will comment about commenting on the above mentioned. V Slept in today
