^ Is wrong, I'm ThePoeticPony. Buck knows who ThePeoticPony is < Has swept through forum games v Is burning wild, burning thin, the burning rim
^ Was wrong earlier, I ALWAYS know what I'm talking about < Has a- um - er- What am I talking about now? v Is part of my new race, the flargle nargles
^ Turned me into a new race. <Wonders what being a Flargle Snargle entails. v Will explain Flargle Snargles.
^ Is a Flargle Snargle < Will explain that A Flargle Snargle is a distant cousin to the Nargle. V has three appendixes. in a jar
^ Has a good taste in video games < Has played Sonic and Knuckles v Has a computer on which to play these games
^ needs his laptop to stop acting up. < plays almost all his games on PC. v wants some hot cocoa from DragonBait Industries.