^ played the odds on being right about his v < is trying to be unnoticed at work today. v is home already.
^ Is a b**** that likes bananas! :Trollestia: < Hates bananas, and potassium v Doesn't like the taste of cow dung
^ I... wait, what? Where did that come from? < now wants a glass of wine. v tried their best, but it's just not there.
^ Kicks their hoof and says it's just not fair < Is a simple stallion living simple dreams v Knows a rumour that's not quite as it seems
^ needs to breathe and calm down. < is relaxing quite contentedly. v shall use words to create meaning