^ Is a pirate! < Is a Viking! The original pirate! V Does not confiscate the crown, swwing the ship around, or take a swwig of Faygo just to wwash the wwhiskey down.
^ needs to watch out or his face may get stuck like that. < is going to bed soon. v is already asleep.
^ I have to cut part off to get the .14-whatever-the-rest-is. < Has all of his fingers, despite his best efforts. V Makes six figures a year.
^ Has ALL his fingers < Doesn't make 6 figures....yet. I am going for a degree in Chemical engineering. V Mods nerf guns.
^Should really check out General chat more < had next to no sleep v SLEEP WAS NOT THIER WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY
^ "Sleep?" What is this "sleep" thou speakest of? < Really likes Canon Luna. V ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE! NOW!
^ How dare thou speak'st to one like me like that! BANISHEMENT!!!!! < Thinks it was more shakesphere v Will do better