^ Knows that all pony figurines are invincible < Knows that Equestria is the best, happiest place to be:Trollestia: v Doesn't know the true happiness of Equestria
^ Knows that Celestia can't get all over you < Contiues to be able to avoid the hidden cameras all over Equestria used for the show v is not near as ninja as me
^ I am impervious to singing, almost everyday Pinkie Pie sings about something < Glorys in the awesome singing of everpony in Equestria V Is not a troll
^ So do I, not a pony hug, but true interaction with another human < Starting to regret moving to Equestria V Will try and comfort me
^Do I look like the comforting type? Let's just go play laser tag or something! < Still the best fake wizard in the whole frackity frooken world. v Needs ninja training
^ Ok grashopper, the key to being ninja is to not be seen < I just got a group hug from the mane 6 to comfort me! v Not near as awesome as RD