^ Suddenly made me think of unthinkable things that could be lurking in apple juice. < Has math to do. V Hates Dorritos.
^ Should stop thinking like that < Will help you with your homework, and hates dorritos. V Love ranch
^*Stops squirting ranch dressing into mouth*What makes you think that? < Has pizza. V Y U NO GIMME COOKIE!?
^ Knows about Google's SECRET PLAN < Wants to write the phrase SECRET PLAN in all capital letters for fun. V Will type SECRET PLAN in lowwer case letters.