^ But but...ponies are good for me... < Doesnt really want to eat anything else. v will run away screaming.
^ Is incorrect, I run away squeaking < Can't scream, very silent V Can be a substitute for Sparky's meal (Or at least feed Sparky something other than me? Please?)
^ Is too good a love slave to be eaten < Will defend you from Sparky if he tries to eat you v Probably doesn't know what all these different fonts mean
^ Is incorrect cause this person told me about em the first day I joined! < Is happy I have a Shadow as a defense! V Will have a wonderful time in the near future!
^ Always has an nice and adorable laugh < Will join in the laughter as of immediately v will hopefully not spoil it
^ Probably knew I would < Spoils the laughter by merely opening my mouth. No fair! V Shall bring back the laughter.. I hope
^ did not spoil the laughter despite what you thought < Wishes they were as entertaining as Questy v Will now tell a joke
^ Should check my tumblr for no reason < updated my tumblr for no reason v Kittens for no reason (Hah, i bet you thought i was going to get my tumblr involved)
^ Will always have my shoulder to cry on < Is glad I can be of help to Rexy v Will also be of help to Rexy
^ Would probably help me if they could < Can't be helped cause my teacher, Miss Winterheart (I can only guess how she earned that name) set me two assignments both due tomorrow at the same time as two other teachers did and I have to write 4000 words tonight but I wanna have fun but i can't and I'm panicking and nervous cause of exams and... v Will probably tell me I'm overreacting